If someone hurts you, I'll knock them out. If you jump off a bridge, I'll be on the ground to catch you. If you cry, I'll let you cry on my shoulder. If you are kicked out, I'll take you in. If you are drunk, I'll take your keys. If your world comes crashing down, I'll be standing right next to you. If you cry cause of me, it's cause I made you laugh too hard. We'll be friends forever, no matter what happens between us. Just know I'm here for you.